Saturday, May 16, 2009

Grumpy.

things i hate.
some of these i'm guilty of myself. but i still hate it.


i'm currently outside posting guard on some electrical workers outside our building and there's 3 of my co-workers are outside having the most retarded conversation ever.

and they have to speak loudly so that everyone within an earshot will hear.

i hate that.

i hate people that also laugh at their own jokes. and when no one laughs, they proceed to explain the joke.

dude, no one laughed because it wasn't funny.

i hate when i see my superiors spend the whole day watching movies and joking around wasting time, and then 20 minutes before i'm supposed to get off, they come to me with a project. and they knew about it hours earlier.


i hate the taste of milk. i can barely tolerate skim milk in my cereal.

i hate when people on myspace set their display name to something like "roxy shambles" and then their real name, Susan Thompson is displayed right below it. i applaud your creativity but, come on, your 27 and a mother of 3 and you drive a buick lesabre station wagon. your idea of a night out on the town is watching the OU game, and stopping at Wal-Mart to pick up some toilet paper on the way home


i hate playing poker with this dickhead who thinks he so good because he DVRs World Poker Tour and can keep a straight face. i mean this dude folded after the river, when it was checks all the way around. and after i cleaned him out, he knocks over all my chips. it's a game dude. you lost $10. your an e-7. i'm a private. you can afford it bro.

i hate it when my ipod dies right before i go to sleep.
i hate mustard.

i hate when my homepage on facebook is nothing but stupid quizzes of people and which character from twilight they are.

i hate when people post bulletins/status of how miserable their life is. if you want attention, go join a help group.

i really hate when people say "i know, right?" i cannot explain how much this irks me. it just sounds like this person has no idea what your talking about. i HATE it. when someone says it in my presence, i can only slam my fist and reply, "No, i don't know! WRONG!"

i hate when people comment on bands with "yeah, their new stuff sucks." me and blake had an expansive discussion on this cliche and has since turned into an established inside joke among us.

i hate that by the time i get into the office and check my twitters, everyone has gone to bed, and the twittering stops(with the exception of mark hoppus, who gets up for the day at 3am). i'm 9 hours ahead of you Tulsa.

i think i just need a nap.

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